DAILY DOSE OF WTF

Yo, buckle up buttercup because today's news is a doozy! We got government conspiracies runnin' rampant in the desert, a celebrity who thinks they're a deity, and a ferret that just escaped its enclosure. Hold on tight, folks, because this ride's about to get completely bananas. Keep your eyes peeled Welcome to Uncensored & Unfiltered: Your Sh